Thinly veiled egotism masquarading as entertainment!
Eff Corporations, POWER TO THE PEOPLE! (The wacky, scary people.)
The web should not be about rich pig-dogs and IPOs and "leveraging" and all that soulless clap-trap. It is, and should be, a sprawling map of the odd bends of human consciousness, from the ridiculous to the very sublime-all exchanged freely. We've tried to compile a bunch of stuff from either category (and those that overlap into both) as a sampler "pu pu platter" of web-fun from other sites. Submit a site for entry!

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STRANGE DAYS INDEED
The FORTEAN TIMES is a magazine which chronicles the odd, the unexplained, and the things that make you go hmmmmn. From Ectoplasm to Bigfoot, to MAGNOLIA-style frogstorms, these folk have their finger on the pulse of the big question marks of life. Some of it may be crap and hoaxes, but some of it makes you wonder.
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THE MANY FACES OF ERIC
A particularly peculiar form of web-interaction. Eric makes emotive faces, and posts them on his site. You, the reader, suggest the moods these faces should convey. And he, for his part, makes with the emotion. This kid's the next Bobby DeNiro.
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WHAT IS THIS, WONKA? A FREAK OUT?
The web is chock full of sites that are weird for the sake of being weird. This one makes them look as normal as Ward Cleaver enjoying a Sunday drive to church. SCRUMPDILLYISHUS LAND is so freaky, and so painstakingly and expertly constructed, that it hurts your head.Be sure to play the "mouse-over-music-machine" by moving the cursor over different areas of the pages title. Drugs are not required to enjoy this site, but I'd imagine they'd probably help.
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VIOLATE THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
OK, so making fun of Shatner is about as original as stand-up comedians explaining that men and women shop differently. Still in all, this odd little web-doo-hickey is good, clean, geeky fun. Use the bottom bar of different colored lights to make Shatner deliver a host of Kirk-style commands. Mix and match for nerd-flavored fun.
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VIVA LE MEGO!
The MEGO company dominated the 70s action figure market. Their unique style of plastic, super-posable figures wearing real-cloth clothing was used to bring characters from both DC and MARVEL into three dimensions.. But were they satsified with cornering the comics market? OH NO. These folk brought us STARSKY AND HUTCH figures. SPACE:1999. (What kid didn't want their very own 9 inch Martin Landeau?). And, for sissies and creeps, they saw fit to make sure THE WALTONS were available to play with. Visit the truly impressive MEGO MUSEUM site.
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THE MOVIE THAT WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY... I MEAN "HATE".
You thrilled to his wacky antics as he led groups of demonstrators at the funeral of Matthew Shepard with signs saying "GOD HATES FAGS" and "HELL HAS MATTHEW NOW!" You giggled with girlish delight as his sons came forward and told the world about the brutal beatings he inflicted upon them in their youth, slamming them with pick-axe handles until they passed out! But now, the wonder and magic of Rev. Fred Phelps, the visionary behind www.godhatesfags.com, is FINALLY getting the motion picture treatment it deserves. I mean, if a godless little diaper-wearer like Ghandi can get his own flick, why not FRED? Warning:This link MAY make you lose faith in the essential worthiness of the human species..
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SQUEEZE WONDER WOMAN'S LEGS?
My all time favorite action figure line was the KENNER SUPER POWERS DC HEROES set. What twisted, unfair world do we exist within, where I can make such a statement, and yet be blissfully wed to a beautiful woman? I swear, if there were any justice, my "I have the right to kiss a girl" card should have been revoked a long while ago. Anyway, this site has a crazily extensive amount of info and pictures of all the toys, and the stories behind their creation and distribution.

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HE WHO DOES NOT LOVE BIG BOY HAS NO LIGHT IN THEM
Big Boy is the symbol of all that is right and good. He is a giver of life, and lover of children. And now, he can help you save your money! Grin with impish delight as your coins make their way into his colorful plastic innards. Buy him, won't you, and let a little piece of goodness into your life.
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