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Corporations, POWER TO THE PEOPLE! (The wacky, scary people.)
The
web should not be about rich pig-dogs and IPOs and "leveraging"
and all that soulless clap-trap. It is, and should be, a sprawling
map of the odd bends of human consciousness, from the ridiculous
to the very sublime-all exchanged freely. We've tried to compile
a bunch of stuff from either category (and those that overlap into
both) as a sampler "pu pu platter" of web-fun from other
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KHAI
If this site brings you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE,
it has brought you this. Clicking this link will change your life.
It will affect you. It will move you. It will forever alter how you
view yourself, the universe, and everything. But more importantly,
it will bring you to Khai. I love Khai. Now you will too. If your
connection is slow, WAIT. It's worth it. Requires Flash Plug-in.
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HOT
CHICK
FUN WITH JESUS don't have nuthin' on Jack Chick.
Jack Chick is a whacked out lunatic who has been publishing hate-filled
religious pamphlets and "tracts" since the early 70s. Like
most truly funny things, they are funny because they are so infinitely
sad. You'll laugh, until you realize these are done in earnest. Then
you'll cry. Or scream.
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POOPMOOSE
What's more delightful than candy?Nothing, you
might answer. WRONG. The only thing more delightful than candy, is
candy dispensed from the ass of a carved, wooden moose. It put the
"fun" in "functional." These people were so successful
selling pooping mooses, they have branched out, and cornered the whole
"pooping candy animal" market. Bunnies and more await. Makes
a great gift. For people with black velvet Elvis paintings and "magic
eyes" Jesus plaques, that is.
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EVERYBODY
WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING...
There was a time that I would litter the thick
paperbacks in my parents house with "stick-man" animation
fights. As you flip, the stick-men would fight. This guy has brought
the same sensibility to the web, and made it into an artform. Absolutely
the most brilliant and beautiful thing I've seen done with Flash EVER.
(Except for Khai. Khai is King.) Long wait on the "loading"
screen, but very much worth every second.
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OH,
MY ACHING THUMBS
Forget about "crips" and "bloods."
Forget about "Hatfields" and "McCoys." The deadliest
rivalries of the 80s that pitted school friends against one another
were the "Atari Vs, Intellivison" wars. I was an Intellivision
kid. The original programmers of the system have created a MASSIVE
site, and chocked it full of every bit of intellvision lore, media,
and images ever created. BONUS: The site contains FREE downloadable,
emulated games. Amazing how much fun some of them are, still to this
day, for both PV and MAC. Astrosmash hold up surprisingly well.
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THERE
MUST BE SOME MYTH-UNDERSTANDING
The Online Encyclopedia Mythica is a crazily extensive
database on just about every god, deity, and pantheon you could shake
a stick at. From Africa's Abassi to Greece's Zeus, this site has the
rundown of everybody and everything ever worshipped. Broken up by
geographical reigon. Really neat.
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TEE-HEE!
A GIRLY VIEW OF ELVIS
Ah, the internet. Glorious gateway of a billion
nodes of information. It has allowed me to view the King (no, not
Khai. The OTHER King.) through the eyes of a woman. "The Girls
Guide To Elvis" is well nigh frightening in it's scope, but
it's goal is a noble one: To present a view of Mr. Presley from a
decidedly feminine slant. A quote from the site:"His hair
is another legacy Elvis left to the world." I couldn't make
this crap up.
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I'M
NOT TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK THIS TIME, SKELETOR!!
Readers- gentles all...Behold the SECOND BEST THING
ON THE INTERNET.(Remember Khai has the vaunted "best" spot.).
An actual, purchasable, JESUS ACTION FIGURE. What can Dr. Doom, Cobra
Commander, and Megatron do when faced in battle with The Son of Man?
This is an ACTUAL ACTION FIGURE, comes on a plastic-bubble, mounted
on a cardboard "card." If you don't buy this, there is no
soul within you.
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