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Corporations, POWER TO THE PEOPLE! (The wacky, scary people.)
The
web should not be about rich pig-dogs and IPOs and "leveraging"
and all that soulless clap-trap. It is, and should be, a sprawling
map of the odd bends of human consciousness, from the ridiculous
to the very sublime-all exchanged freely. We've tried to compile
a bunch of stuff from either category (and those that overlap into
both) as a sampler "pu pu platter" of web-fun from other
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YOUR
BACHELOR DAYS ARE OVER!
The good folks at "www.attractwomennow.com"
have the SECRET methods which will get you attracting women, now.
Hence the URL, www.attractwomennow.com. How many times has a shirtless,
cowboy-hatted hottie ignored your advances in the past? Well, internet
seeker and soon to be woman-attracter, NOW, with this awesome and
effective course under your belt, she'll be all yours. An actual testimonial:
""I started using it six weeks ago and I have made out
with 11 beautiful chicks and slept with 6! This is way the best investment
I ever made!"
- M. Delmaire
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YOU
GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO M.U.S.C.L.E. !!
There are those select few who dedicate their lives
to causes they percieve as greater than themselves. Tireless warriors
for noble ends, fearless and resolute. Here is one such man, who is
spearheading a campaign to get Mattel toys to re-issue the now-defunct
line of M.U.S.C.L.E THINGS WRESTLERS by founding the M.U.S.C.L.E Preservation
Society.
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EUGENE
WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD
All too often, when an artist "covers"
another artist's song, there is little new brought to the table. Rare
cases exist, such as Joe Cocker's re-interpretation of "With
a Little Help From My Friends" which actually surpass their original.
Eugene Mirman makes Joe Cocker look like Fred Durst doing "Faith."
He boldly takes classic songs, and makes them his own...and he captures
your heart in the process. Love him as I do, and get to clicking.
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EVERYTHING
YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT RUE MCLANAHAN, BUT WERE TOO AFRAID (AND CREEPED
OUT) TO ASK!
Here's a site that bills itself as the ULTIMATE
Rue McClanahan destination on the web. Y'know, I bet they are correct
in this assessment. Site boasts over 350 photos of Rue, and a messageboard,
to connect with other Rue Fans.
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ARE
YOU PSYCHIC?
Actually, a really interesting and fun site. Online
tests to see if you are all second-sighty and Yuri Gellar-esque. These
are informal tests for "psi" abilities based on the same
techniques used in more formal laboratory experiments, as seen in
use in the beginning of GHOSTBUSTERS with Bill Murray. How cool is
that?
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THOSE
WACKY GNOSTICS!
Some vaguely interesting takes on the Genesis myth,
and the Gnostic assertion that Creation is a battle for dominance
between the opressive and jealous Yahweh, and the humans who have
the potential to surpass him. A good primer on alternate, but contemporary
texts to the Bible, and some heavy ammo for use in on-line debates
with scary Evangelical preachers who are also 80s wrestling fans....
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DID
YOU SAY EVANGELICAL PREACHERS WHO ARE ALSO BIG TIME INTO 80s WRESTLING?!
80s wrestling bad-guy Ted "The Million Dollar
Man" has found the Lord, and combined the peanut butter of
Wrestling with the Chocolate of Salvation, in this most BIZZARE
website. Updates from Ted will include sentiments like," The
END TIMES are near, we are seeing prophecy being fulfilled...And
also, next week, more wrestling pictures will be updated!"
In the meantime, before the Rapture, you can help Ted spread the
word, AND earn extra cash with an on-line business!!
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NO.
MY NAME AIN'T BABY. IT'S GEORGE. ...MR. TAKEI IF YOU'RE NASTY.
Sulu is alive and kicking, and runs his own eponymous
site, www.georgetakei.com. On it, you can see him interact with fans
on streaming video, and read moving essays that both decry terrorism,
and give symphony reviews. And HEY! He'll write his name on a piece
of typing paper, and sell it to you for the low, low price of $10.
Help a helmsman out and buy one, won't you?
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