A BIG ASS FEATURE exploring the depths of purchasable depravity that are just a click away. Written by Josh Dobbin

In the "Hannibal Lecter" Collection we have...Item #307548857
A frikkin' human head!! Or at least, the next best thing. This item seems is to serial killers what training wheels are to a three year old.. When you're not quite ready for the real thing- But you're damn close. The description provided by the seller says "Great for displaying hats, sunglasses, and scarves or just for play." Let us assume a fictional world where "displaying hats, sunglasses or scarves" is as socially acceptable as having a coin collection, and focus our microscope on the chilling words.. or just for play." On second thought, let's not. I'd like to sleep tonight.
BUT WAIT- THERE'S MORE...
What carved foam severed human head would be complete without a "Pivot Point Mouting Base?" Item #307548857 COMES WITH A MOUNTING BASE- It is sure to make some value-hunter very happy. When he's not hunting unsuspecting women on their way to their cars in dimly lit parking garages. I don't know which is more disturbing.. The fact that a life-sized human head is being held up for bid, or that the head comes with a stylish plastic vise. Beyond that, take a gander at the swanky red cloth background against which this seller poses his wares. Can you imagine the ad-hoc basement/garage "studio" where these digital masterpieces are photographed. The mind boggles. Then it starts to sceam.
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