BE A MEMBER OF THE ANGRY MOB!
Here's your chance to be what Dr. Dre might refer to as an "OG.*"

Leap at the opportunity to be one of the cool cats that was in with the in-crowd before it got all sell-out. (We plan on going all sell-out at the HINT of the first opportunity.)

Send us an email with your home mailing address, and the 1st 100 folks will get a signed "CHARTER MEMBER CERTIFICATE," an piece of original art used in the site, and one random item from Josh Dobbin's wallet. (Items range from Electronics Boutique reciepts to packets of Equal. Sometimes even a crumpled dollar bill.)

More importantly, charter members will be able to get discounts on the keen gear that we'll eventually be selling- mugs, t-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, "baby doll" tees, hats, mousepads, totebags, etc.

Everyone who signs up will also get email notification when new features or areas are added to the site.

YES, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SIGN ME UP TO BE A MEMBER OF THE Itsthecatsass.com Slavishly Devoted and Wholly Unhealthy Fan Club! (ISDWUFC)!

*OG, in this instance, would probably be more accurate if taken to mean "Original Geek," instead of "gangsta." Not that we don't, y'know.. "keep it real" or anything.