BUSH STUNT CYCLE SET

George W. Bush silenced the critics and naysayers with his death-defying leap of Snake River Canyon. With grim resolution, Bush gave a thumbs up to the camera crew, and earnestly intoned, "Let's Roll," then shocked the world by clearing the massive gorge. With a picture-perfect landing, Bush wheellied off into the distance, to help AIDS babies and cure blind children with his spittle.

HE HAS THE POWER!!!»