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NINJA-ATTACK
BUSH
This figure commemorates the time President
Bush successfully thwarted a all-out ninja onslaught on the White House.
Remember? When an elite team of ninja-assassins were deployed to infiltrate
1600 Pennsylvania Ave, George Bush, the Reluctant Warrior, was forced
to open the old chest that contained his battle-action gear... the very
same one he had vowed to close forever after he had quelled the uprising
of wicked kung-fu students at the Shaolin Temple. As a boy, Bush had gone
to the Shaolin Temple to avenge his family, who had been savaged by the
Evil "5 Deadly Venom Gang." Although he was refused by the grandmaster,
his dedication and natural skills won out, and he was eventually looked
upon by the Temple Elders as their heir, and was taught the hidden secrets
of Iron Eagle Claw Kung Fu.
Who can forget Bush's flair for the dramatic, as he faced the final Ninja,
in the same Oval Office defiled by Clinton, as he quipped, delivering
the perfectly executed final blow, "Don't worry, I've repealed the
"Death Tax!"