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GWB
is an action-figure! Synthetic, cheap, and mass-marketed...
View the whole line of MIGHTY BATTLE ACTION PRESIDENT FIGURES.
Step off, Green Ranger, there's a NEW kick-ass hero in town!
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Really,
really old captions of really, really old photos. They are still
kinda funny, though.
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Think
that the suits at the WB came up with the hip idea of re-envisioning
Superboy and Lex Luthor's conflicts? THINK AGAIN. This recovered footage
from a long, long, long lost video project shows that ITCA front-man
Josh Dobbin had the idea back in the late 80s. Join him as he provides
commentary on this truly embarrassing bit of "film history."
Requires Quicktime Plug-in.
LOST FILES FROM THE GEEK VAULT: Lex Luthor's Evil
Plot (and commentary)»
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80s
nostalgia has been en vouge as of late. Teens today are shown an endless
succession of DIFF'RENT STROKES repeats, and cheesey ROCKWELL videos,
and are presented with a garish and somewhat inaccurate picture of
that time period, as if it was so much different than their own. We
at ITCA intend to remedy this, in small measure, by presenting a TRUE
STORY of the early 80s, in a more human light. Here is one man's tale
of 1983, as seen through the eyes of a fat third grader. You'll laugh,
you'll cry, you'll kiss 15 minutes goodbye as you read a tale we call...
OF LOVE AND SNACK CAKES: a true story
of the early 80s»
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Who
is that fresh-faced young boy to the left? It's Cat's Ass President
For Life, Josh Dobbin, over 11 years ago, when he was just a baby-faced
nerdling, incapable of earning a living, or growing a beard. And this
is a TRUE STORY of his exploits in that time, and his encounters with
a group of the "Special" Kids. Presented in FLASH-enhanced,
"speak-along." Slower connections should wait for
the movies to load.
Click at peril to your immortal soul»
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ITCA
proudly welcomes guest writer Jim Huber, with his tragically insightful
"FRED WANTED TO SKI." This is a must-read, and shows with
almost Swiftian cleverness the underlying "logic" of those
who practice hatred in the name of "Love." Powerful stuff,
but entertaining as well. Send the link along to folks, won't you?
Take me to the mountain»
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As
suggested by a reader on the messageboard. ITCA has decided to grant
equal time for opposing views, and has secured an interview with God.
Call him what you will- Adonai, Jehovah, Ya-weh, Hashem, Lord and
King of the Universe.. just don't call him late for dinner!
Pardon me, lady, but your bush
is burning»
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Continuing
the "Satan" theme (what a way to kick off a website), ARCHANGEL
BLUES explores the "secret origin" of the original fall
from grace. Learn what really happened, and why the celestial ghetto
of Hell was actually formed.It's got EVERYTHING you could ever want-
Angels, Divine Wrath, and bowling.
Words and pictures by Josh Dobbin.
Lemme see how it all began»
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